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Monday, August 22, 2005

Laughs: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?He answers, "You see, it's like this yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-oo-oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .. so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

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